Well I started the week with what I thought was a bit of humor, but apparently, I was among the few who felt that way. So let’s try again shall we? This is more straight-forward in its content. I do hope you will give it a chance to tickle your fancy, or whatever you have that needs tickling!
Have yourselves a great weekend, and be safe,
I Am What I Am, But What Am I?
I am passively aggressive
I’m openly repressive
and my doctor says he thinks
I’m just confused.
But I think his diagnosis
is at the root of my psychosis
I should refuse!
You see, I’m a healthy hypochondriac
with a frontal sacroiliac,
well that’s not quite true, and that’s a fact
and now my shrink is sure,
I’m crazy as a loon.
But when I ask for sage advice
he always seems to charge me twice
’cause now he says, I’m schizophrenic,
and we’ll be broke real soon!
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