I Am What I Am, But What Am I?

Well I started the week with what I thought was a bit of humor, but apparently, I was among the few who felt that way. So let’s try again shall we? This is more straight-forward in its content. I do hope you will give it a chance to tickle your fancy, or whatever you have that needs tickling!

Have yourselves a great weekend, and be safe,


How much do you charge an hour doc?

How much do you charge an hour doc?

I Am What I Am, But What Am I?

I am passively aggressive

I’m openly repressive

casually obsessive

remarkably unimpressive,

and my doctor says he thinks

I’m just confused.

But I think his diagnosis

is at the root of my psychosis

and electro-therapy,

I should refuse!


You see, I’m a healthy hypochondriac

with a frontal sacroiliac,

well that’s not quite true, and that’s a fact

but I was breast-fed, on Similac

and now my shrink is sure,

I’m crazy as a loon.

But when I ask for sage advice

he always seems to charge me twice

’cause now he says, I’m schizophrenic,

and we’ll be broke real soon!


Jack Downing

July 2013

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Hearth and Health are wonderful things and if you're without either such sorrow that brings So I cannot express enough thanks to my Lord and to my family and friends for the support you afford! ~Jack Downing~
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