Jeff Foxworthy On New Englanders

     I had to share with you, an e-mail that I received yesterday morning.. It is so, so true.. Chuckles for you, this Wednesday.

Jeff Foxworthy On New Englanders

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders…  Forget Rednecks ….

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they  don’t work there, you live in New England .

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in  New England.

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who  dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.

If Vacation means going anywhere south of New York City for the  weekend, you live in New England .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,  you live in New England .

If you have… switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and  back again, you live in New England .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging  blizzard without flinching, you live in New England .

If you install security lights on your house and garage but  leave both unlocked, you live in New England.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use  them, you live in New England .

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a  snowsuit, you live in New England .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you’re going 80 and  everybody is passing you, you live in New England .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are  filled with snow, you live in New England .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter  and road construction, you live in New England .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you  live in New England .

If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you live in New  England .

If there’s a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New  England .

If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England  .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all  your New England friends, you live or have lived in New England.

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9 Responses to Jeff Foxworthy On New Englanders

  1. Don Schultz says:

    All true nice that people see us in a positive light!

  2. cdnpearly says:

    Good one Jack! A number of those apply to Canadians too!

    • Kindred spirits no doubt.. Must be the weather. How are you Pearl? It’s been a while since we’ve talked, from what I can see on your facebook wall, you folks are doing pretty well. Oh, but I do think you should give up those cigarettes, lol..

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