As promised we are going to lighten up a little bit for the next few days, at least. Here is one of recent vintage, it’s a 2012 “Topo Gigio” (you’re really old if you remember Topo Gigio {sp?} on the Ed Sullivan Show) It is full bodied and it goes well with poultry. Please savor the moment, and enjoy.
Quench your thirst this Thursday,
Jake.
The Lost Wing Man
The chili was hot
and the waitress was too,
but not in the sense
to attract me and you.
No, she was mad as a hornet
and ready to sting,
for someone had brought up
the ‘lost’ chicken wing.
*
She was otherwise sweet
and polite as can be
but mention that day
and all Hell is set free.
For the story it goes,
though it’s more now a fable,
of a wing that took flight
between kitchen and table.
*
While the cook it is said
had sworn there were five,
and knew none that could fly
as none were alive.
But the patron who sat
in the booth by the door,
had called all to witness
that the count be just four.
*
So suspicion had fallen
at the waitress’ feet,
as to what happened
to the vanishing meat.
Had she then dropped it
and kicked it away,
then set to retrieve it
later that day?
*
She vowed that the plate
was the same all the way,
from the cook to the customer
and that was her say!
But the question remained
from that day to now,
when the waitress had bellowed
like a maddening cow.
*
It had been suggested
that she should retire,
but the owner, her husband,
knew his wife was no liar.
And so the diner that day
had eaten for free,
but the ‘lost’ wing it stayed
an unsolved mystery.
*
Then I noticed my friend
was chortling real hard.
“What’s up with you”
I asked of my ‘pard’?
He said he was there
when it happened that day,
and if I told of his secret
with my life, I would pay.
*
He said he was leaving
when she passed his way,
he said he couldn’t resist
and plucked a wing from her tray.
And so when he’d learned later
of the ruckus, it caused
he’d thought of the truth,
but mischief brought pause.
*
And so now, once in a while
he’ll let the words slip,
then he’ll sit back and chortle
as she loses her grip.
If she only knew
I’m sure now, she’d swing,
at that cruel, thieving, bastard
who had purloined that wing.
*
Who had caused her such stress
for these past few years,
and nearly cost her, her sanity,
and a great many tears.
While that in itself
would be some fun to see,
discretion wins out,
’cause I got those four free!!
***
Sep. 2012
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The purloined wing???? I think that might make a great book!!! 🙂 Made me chuckle several time this morning already! Thanks!!!!
That was the intent, and I’m happy it was successful..Keep on Smilin’
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