A Conundrum

     Okay, good Saturday to all of you. I hope everyone has had a nice break from poemsandponderings. But, Heeee’sss Baaackk! Yes indeed, back to abnormal. And to start us off after the hiatus, a conundrum, a poser, a puzzle for you. I cannot take credit for it, nor can I say I got the answer right. However, I truly believe that you, my learned and erudite readers will  be able to figure it out. I thought about holding back on the answer until tomorrow but no, it is below..Good Luck.

Jake.

You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off.

And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo

and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

(See answer below)

Wait for it..

Wait for it…

ok? No wait for it……

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

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Hearth and Health are wonderful things and if you're without either such sorrow that brings So I cannot express enough thanks to my Lord and to my family and friends for the support you afford! ~Jack Downing~
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11 Responses to A Conundrum

  1. Michael says:

    It’s great to read your post a few minutes ago. Warmest Wishes for the weekend. !!!

  2. adeeyoyo says:

    Verrrrry good, Jack. I wouldn’t have guessed it. 😕

  3. Will have 10 years clean and sober Mar 3, 2012 and attend “those meetings” . My friends there are gonna roar at this one.

  4. flynn1959 says:

    Gee, maybe that’s why I haven’t been on a Merry-Go-Round in decades!!!

    Problems like this went away when I got sober, but I can appreciate the “conundrum”.

    Thanks for a fine piece of work!

    • God Bless you in your endeavor. Sometimes the apparatus(merry-go-round) isn’t necessary to experience the same effects.
      Thanks for the read and the comment. Keep them coming I appreciate any feedback.

  5. Beth Ann says:

    Oh my. I am a little behind in my blog reading and am glad to get caught up this morning with this one especially !!! Made me laugh!!! Thanks, as always!

  6. Pingback: Of Causes, Conundrums and… Cue Tips « Running Naked With Scissors

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