Global Warming Mister Gore?

     Just a little political fun for a Saturday morning

Global Warming Mister Gore?

 Please tell me again,

mister Gore,

just what it was, you said,

we had in store?

Global warming, was it now?

Well, my driveway,

needs a plow,

and the calendar, says it’s now,

June twenty-four.


I’ll admit, to some exaggeration,

on my part

but, this morning, my car,

was, hard to start,

but, the defroster, worked okay,

the ice was thin,

and went away,

without, a lot of strain,

upon my heart.


So please, won’t you tell me,

what you think,

my swimming pool,

is now, a skating rink,

and though it’s past,

mid June,

I hope, it’s coming soon,

’cause, if this keeps up,

I’m gonna need, a shrink.


 Jack Downing

June 2009




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Hearth and Health are wonderful things and if you're without either such sorrow that brings So I cannot express enough thanks to my Lord and to my family and friends for the support you afford! ~Jack Downing~
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