A Dog’s Life

   This is dedicated to “Melody” my “granddogger”.  She is a Jack Russell mix and a rescued dog from Tennessee. Now, spoiled rotten but worth it.  Humor is a great way to start the week, smile and don’t forget to share.

Jack.

A DOG’S LIFE

 If I were a dog,

what kind be I?

a Greyhound, a terrier,

Jack Russell, or Skye?

A setter or spaniel,

Poodle or Pug,

big mean and ugly,

or cute as a bug?

 Bulldog or Boxer,

giant or mini?

A mutt off the street,

or one, costing a penny?

Long hair or short,

tail curly, or straight,

or barely a stump,

would that be my fate?

 Would I be a barker,

a howler, or worse,

a growler and biter,

that people would curse?

Would I live in a house,

or out on the street,

scrapping and scrounging,

for a morsel to eat?

 Would I be a work dog,

or sit on a lap?

Would I go inside,

or outside, to nap?

Would I have ticks,

and would I have fleas?

But, I’d like to have toys,

that squeak, when they’re squeezed.

 A Beagle or Bassett,

or maybe a Schnauzer?

I suppose it won’t matter

 what kind of a bowser.

As long as there’s someone,

who’ll pat and who’ll rub,

then I will care not,

if my tail, is but a stub!

                                                      

                                                                                                   Jack Downing

                                                                                                   May 2011

I would like to add a big THANK YOU to Beth Ann for linking me to her blog “It’s Just Life” at wordpress.com, for my best day EVER yesterday (Mother’s Day) check out her blog too, it’s just what it says, all about our everyday lives, thanks again to all who clicked on poemsandponderings yesterday, you made me feel welcome to the blogging community.

Jack

 

 

 

 

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Hearth and Health are wonderful things and if you're without either such sorrow that brings So I cannot express enough thanks to my Lord and to my family and friends for the support you afford! ~Jack Downing~
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