Interjections #1

I think it’s time for some humor, too much seriousness for  my liking. And in the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka, (from the movie Stripes) It’s time to “Lighten up Francis”.  Can you think of a favorite line from a comedy movie? Why not share it with us? 

Jake

Children, can cause,

your hair, to turn grey,

and the same, may be said,

of your spouse.

 

But, when the two,

are combined,

I’m sure, you will find,

they’ll cause you to pull it all out!

 

………………………………………………………………………………..

 

I’m not lazy,

just a workaholic,

in recovery.

 

………………………………………………………………………………..

 

Information, is a weapon,

handle it, with care,

keep it, out of the reach, of children,

you know, they like to share.

 

It can be explosive,

when in the wrong hands, it’s placed,

and if it’s fouled, or dirty,

it will blow up, in your face.

 

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You can lead a horse, to water,

but, you cannot, make it drink.

 

You can feed, your thoughts, to a dumb ass,

but, you cannot, make it think.

 

 

 

 

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Hearth and Health are wonderful things and if you're without either such sorrow that brings So I cannot express enough thanks to my Lord and to my family and friends for the support you afford! ~Jack Downing~
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