I am fully aware that Saturday is probably the slowest day of the week for views at most blogs. I can understand that. Usually Saturdays are rather hectic, for a “day-off” from our “regular” work routine, and a lot of time is not available to us for lounging around in our underwear, alternating between porn, and reading other people’s blogs on the computer.
Well, I asked myself, “then why do I publish anything at all on Saturday, if I know the readership is not going to be there?” ”Good question,” I praised myself,(positive reinforcement) for participation if nothing else. And after pondering that question for almost no time at all, I arrived at this conjecture..
A. It’s a responsibilty that I accepted, when I started this blog.
B. I have a deep sense of loyalty to those poor souls who have absolutely nothing better to do on Saturday than read my blather.
C. I’m addicted to this schtick….And finally,
D. I have absolutely nothing better to do on Saturday,(after I get dressed) than post my blather..
The following however, is about to change Saturday blogging forever.. Something fresh, out of the sick and demented mind of yours truly. (No personal implications apply) A view of love, from both sides of the bed fence.
So please, have a chuckle on me this Saturday,
Jake.
Google Search Result
The Limits Of Love
“Honey, she asked, do you love me?”
“Do you love me,
from the bottom of your heart?”
“And will you, love me forever?”
“Or at least, until death,
does us part?”
♥♥♥
“Darlin’, you know that I love you,
from the bottom, and with all,
of my heart.”
“And you know that I will,
but only until,
that day when your “headaches,”
will start!”
♥♥♥
May 2012
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Hahaha!
Awesome!!
I’m smiling, thinking that a woman found it amusing. Thanks so much for the comments keep them coming.. Have a Super Saturday, Jake.
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Being one of your followers with nothing better to do this morning than to read your musings I had to chime in and say that this one definitely will change the face of Saturdays to come. You have set the bar now—-keep it high!
Oh no, I don’t like it when I can’t reach the bar,(hiccup) Somebody give me a boost here..
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I’m another one of those poor souls who has nothing better to do on a Saturday morning but read your bla… I mean, posts. So glad you don’t take the day off!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, I am so bummed out right now, I just replied to this wonderful comment with a comment of my own that was pretty darn good, in my opinion..But YAHOOOOOO LOST IT….And I can’t remember much about it, except to say that if it wasn’t for the faithful followers of my bla, blog, it wouldn’t be worth the effort. You are the; Tonto’s to my Lone Ranger, the Robin’s, to my Batman, the Abbott’s to my Costello, the,,,Senor Wences’ to my….Don Quiote’s….yeah, Don Quiote that’s right.. Then again, maybe not.. That was the gist of it anyway, along with a great big hug,go my thanks. Jake..
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This truly put a smile on my face..thanks so much for sharing
It truly is my pleasure, thanks for the positive feedback. I was just remarking that the ladies seem to enjoy it, which surprised me somewhat..But, thank you please feel free to comment anytime..
Jake, u just made my day 😊 thanks for sharing 😊
So glad that the ladies appreciated this one. That surprised me somewhat. THANKS for the encouragement..