A Mixed Bag

I have picked out a few little tidbits to start off the weekend. Just some thoughts from various times during the past couple of years, I hope you like them.

Have a spectacular Saturday,

Jake.

Honesty is the best policy.

But, try to find an agent.

…………………………………………………………………………..

Narcoleptic:

A conscious objector.

……………………………………………………………………..

Bodily functions, are like Savings Bonds.

They don’t get a whole lot of interest,

until reaching maturity.

………………………………………………………………….

Old people aren’t slow,

they’re energy, efficient.

……………………………………………………………………………………………

Anorexia, Nervosa;

Waist not, want not.

…………………………………………………………………………………………….

Do not waste the time today,

with regret, and sorrow,

for all your, yesterday’s mistakes,

you may need, more time tomorrow.

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Now Spring has arrived and now I must decide, which clothes that I can still wear. But I haven't lost any weight so I guess it's my fate to rummage through my closet and swear.
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